Why I want to live my life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.Then you become a baby, and then . . .
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then… You finish off as an orgasm.I rest my case
Enjoy life…smile each day, help someone each day, love each day and learn each day.
Dr Eric Shapira
www.agingmentorservices.com
September 4th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I love it.
You make a great argument!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I love this! It really made me smile. I’ve been telling my friends to read it!
Monique from
Stable Solutions
September 7th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Aha! It would take a doctor to figure that out. Now only if you could get in touch with God!