Aging Mentor Services » The Laughter Corner http://www.agingmentorservices.com Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:45:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Laughter Corner http://www.agingmentorservices.com/2011/08/09/funny-corner/ http://www.agingmentorservices.com/2011/08/09/funny-corner/#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:22:17 +0000 monique http://www.agingmentorservices.com/?p=524 An older man on a cruise ship walked out on the deck. He noted an elderly 85 year old woman holding her hat with two hands, standing against the railing looking out to sea. He casually walked up to her saying, ”Excuse me Ma’am, are you aware that your dress is blowing up in the wind and you are exposed?” She responded with “Yes, I am aware of it.” He retorted it with, “But you’re not wearing any undergarments and people can see your bottom!” She turned to look at him and said, “Sir, if people want to look at my 85 year old bottom, so be it… I bought this hat yesterday!!!”

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You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room

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You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

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You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

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You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

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You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

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The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

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Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.

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Your knees buckle, and your belt won’t.



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